No fancy introductions, and no cliche starts.
Raw Material.
Ok, enough of the dramatic-whatever this is.
We were just sitting there, taking pictures of our knees, when Valentine suggested that we start a blog. We don't have particularly attractive knees or anything, but it was brought up that the average knee may or may not resemble a baby beluga. Your thoughts?
Here is some random information regarding-you guessed it-us!
Much Mayhem:
- I am wearing a pink shirt
- I like guts. Like livers and spleens and stuff.
- I like to swim. I smell like chlorine whenever I sweat.
- I speak (and think) in book, movie, and meme references. You have been warned.
Valentine:
- I am currently wearing a red shirt. Don't worry, this isn't Star Trek. I'm sure I'll survive.
- I have an app that tells me random facts about mental illnesses.
- Anhedonia is an absence of the ability to feel pleasure. This is a sign of major depression.
- I should be wearing reading glasses right now, but I'm too lazy.
- I am an official sci-fi and fantasy nerd. It's possible that my life revolves around my various obsessions within those genres.
Boxer:
- She's currently going through my apps and looking at my Facebook.
- She's terrified of vomit.
- She could beat me up, if she wanted to. (She isn't threatening me right now. At all.)
- She is the most fantastic person I've ever met. Ever. I promise. Put me down, please?
You now know everything you ever wanted to know about us. That's all for today, folks! Tune in next week, or whenever we feel like posting on this.
